Launch copy for people who cringe at salesy BS.
Pssst! Yeah, you... Entrepreneur juggling a million things, with a heart of gold, and tired of copy that feels bland and just good enough. You’re here to do epic sh*t—one sleaze-free, stress-free launch at a time… Welcome!
“I’m obsessed with this page. It’s written so well!”
Brenna McGowan ~ Launch Strategist & Copywriter
You’re the ultimate hype woman, ensuring your clients feel supported—but when it comes to your own launch, you’re overwhelmed, tired, and second-guessing every word.
You need a strategy and copy that isn’t piecemeal or generic, but clear, authentic, and built to convert without all the stress.
But instead you’re…
→ Up at 3 AM, staring at your sales page for the hundredth time, tweaking copy that feels like it’s doing just enough to get by—but deep down, you know it could be so much better.
→ Hustling on the ‘Gram, YouTube, and TikTok (because what else can you do?), but all the wrong people are signing up for your offer. When did you become the best-kept secret for your crush clients?
→ Snagging rave reviews for your latest offer, but the sales numbers whisper back with modesty...
"Pssst...evergreen content doesn’t plant itself, and those passive income streams? More like intermittent drips.”
What if connecting with your ideal clients felt as easy as catching up with a friend over coffee—no pressure, just real genuine interest?
And in your next launch, instead of that nagging fear of falling short, imagine your inbox lighting up with eager sign-ups like you finally cracked the code.
Hey there. It's me, Laura.
My passion?
Helping seasoned coaches and creatives who are ready to stop just ‘figuring it out’ with their launches and start making real money.
My journey in the copywriting realm began in 2020 with a long line of anything-but-crush clients—yeah, the kind that made me wonder if this was the right business for me.
But then, a single awesome client and a moment of clarity summed up beautifully in Coach Kent from Ted Lasso’s wisdom: "Don't you dare settle for fine."
That was a game-changer!
Fast forward to today, and here I am, booked out, crafting copy for my crush clients that drips off the reader's tongue like Manuka honey and messaging that's tailored just for you—like a custom-made pair of Manolo Blahnik pumps.
So, with a nod to Roy's no-nonsense advice, let's make one thing clear: settling is not in our playbook.
You should book a call asap if you…
… are tired of feeling like your messaging is just ‘good enough’ and are ready to find the perfect way to put your voice out there—unmistakable and irresistibly you.
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… want to stroll through your next launch season with confidence, not the stress of a midnight tweak session, knowing your strategy is as solid as it is clear.
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… are ready to embrace the nirvana of a sales funnel that walks your favorite kind of client right to your digital office doorstep again and again.
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… yearn to uncover that fool-proof launch strategy that is repeatable and automated—no more winging it, just results you can rely on.
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… are done sounding like every humdrum, blah, business maven out there. You are as unique as a sunset, and it’s time your copy and strategy reflect that unmistakable difference.
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How I can help you ditch the overwhelm and finally get drool-worthy copy that grabs attention and turns interest into action.
Un-Bland Launch Copy
Tired of sales pages that feel ‘meh’ and don’t capture your real voice?
Ready for launch & pre-launch emails that stand out in inboxes and make your dream clients think, “Finally, this is exactly what I need”?
Let’s un-bland your launch copy and turn it into a magnet for your ideal clients—so you can stop winging it and start seeing the sales you deserve.
Packages starting at $3,500
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